Near
the left edge is the < carat showing an approximate
location of the camera as it made the view at the top of the previous
page. When the notation on that road mentions "West Gate" it refers
to the one on Arkansas Highway Five. "Fahv" in Southern-Speak. "Fah-EEEVE"
in Conrad Ward's impatient response to correction by an unaccented speaker.
The
first time Ah went to town in Little Rock Ah ordered a Coke at the soda fountain
in the drugstore at the corner of Capitol (Fifth) and Main. The girl soda-jerk
asked if I were from California. "Yes," says I, "How could you
tell?" "You talk like a radio announcer: no accent." See there?
Off to the right on the map is Base Headquarters,
location of the Finance Office where Ah spent fifty-nine days as an adder of small-stores
receipts. Ah learned and practiced ten-key, checked and rechecked the stack of
papers, the speed-at-RPM figures and swept-volume-at-overbore in hundredths of
an inch increments, and any other calculations Ah could think of to fill time.
The actual work was an hour's worth at most. Ah was told in no uncertain terms
Ah should look busy at all times, and there were an actual eight hours a day to
fill.
It was during this time Senator McClellan came to have lunch with
his daughter, a civilian employee in the office. She and the Base Commander gave
him the grand tour. In our section he seemed to make it a point to speak with
every Airman and NCO. When it was my turn he asked where I was from. "California."
"And how do you like Arkansas?" "Oh, it's OK, just no beaches or
ocean nearby." Well, clod that I was (am?) I didn't notice anything untoward,
but as soon as they mucky-mucks left the room one of the Sergeants, face dripping
concern, rushed right over to me and asked what I had said to the Senator. "He
looked like you hit him when you answered!" I suppose I should have been
enthusiastic about his state, and later I would be, but at that moment I just
answered his question: "It ain't California."
The NCO
Club is marked because we had a squadron party there on
my birthday, 1958 (This date must be an error: Joe says he left
LRAFB in September, 1957. When else could it have been? No idea).
I learned to play "Thumper," and drank quite a bit of
beer. Not enough, I guess, because when the party ran out, I hitched
a ride with a group who went to the Ship Ahoy bar in Little Rock.
On the way there I was one of several who needed a pee break,
so the driver (Joe Hnat, I think) pulled over in front of the
Capitol.
There I inscribed my name on the Capitol steps in used beer, expressing
my disdain for the Man In Charge of Arkansas, Governor Orval "Little
Orvie" Faubus.
At the "Ship" I lost a
few more rounds of Thumper. And then a few more. Eventually I was ensconced in
the left rear seat of Joe Hnat's car, a '52-or-so Dodge-or-Plymouth coupe. On
the ten-mile ride to LRAFB's West Gate, I was dull but continent. As we rolled
through the security position I rolled down the windowwhich opened only
half a face-width, unfortunatelyand vomited on the Air Policeman's shoes.
Back
in the barracks I staggered to the mop closet and got a bucket, filled it with
water, and was crawling toward the second-floor landing, pushing the bucket ahead
of me, intending to wash Joe's car when he stopped me, which I think I was hoping
for. The next morning was significant in that I was at work and did what I needed
to do, and that being alive was intense in such unpleasant ways I didn't overindulge
to such an extent for another six years, and only a couple of times again, at
all.
Joe Hnat, nice a guy as you'd want to meet, and respected by everyone,
was the fellow who introduced me around the work area (in the barracks, first
floor of the building we lived on the second floor of) on my first day. First
person he introduced me to was "Lieutenant Rubberneck." Huh? Gnat
presenting me to Rubberneck? Am I awake here? I edged my way around to
get a glimpse of the sign-out board, where I could eventually discern "H
N A T" and "R E B E N N A C K." Some in the squadron called Joe,
"Airman High Nat." Almost everyone called Lieutenant Rebennack, "Milt."
I had a short email correspondence with "Dr. John, The Night Tripper"
(Mac Rebennack), about these and some New Orleans days.
OK, last stop on
the marked locations: Bldg. 1036. I'm pretty sure
this is the Commissary, already mentioned above. The time I worked here must have
been around Christmas or Thanksgiving, 1958. Aside from there having been one
of Little Rock's infrequent snowstorms (I had to use the hand crank to turn the
TD engine a time or two before the starter would work) the merchandise at the
commissary included big piles of frozen turkeys.
One early AM, shelf-stocking
completed, floors mopped and polished, all that remained was to haul out the cardboard
cartons, flatten them, and chuck them in the White Elephant (Dempsey Dumpster).
One of my coworkers had a tall armlaad of boxes and misstepped on a patch of ice
on the loading dock. He lost the balance of the stack of boxes, as well as his
own, and they all came crashing down. Out of the bottom box bounced two 20-pound
turkeys. They pirouetted and tiptoed and slid palely down the icy driveway to
the road, which they crossed in the glare of an Air Police patrol car's headlights.
Very embarrassing.
There are a number of worthwhile stories about unmarked
places on the map. As I find time and motive I will mark and tell, or tell and
mark, or just tell. Not much chance I'll just mark.